#7 – Bacon Air Freshener
If you’ve ever gotten into a New York City cab, you’ll understand when I say that the pungently acrid scent of coffee, bagels, cigarette smoke, and the slightest hint of feces cannot be made any more pleasant by hanging a pine scented air freshener off the rear-view mirror. Instead, cabbies should try the Bacon Air Freshener.
Not only does it just look tantalizing dangling from your mirror, but it fills your car with that sweet, sweet, scent of bacon. Not only will this help increase your fares since everyone will want to ride in YOUR cab, but it also gives your passengers something on which to focus their olfactory receptors and away from your horrible B.O. Just try not to focus too much on it yourself – keep your eyes on the roa….. Hey, is that bacon???
Warning: Could cause muggers to try to rob you for your bacon.
Where to buy: ThinkGeek