#3 – Baconi
I often think about how nice it would be to have a girlfriend. She could make me bacon, and I could eat it. And if she ever wanted to seduce me (which in my dreams would be often), all she would need to wear is a Baconi – a bacon bikini.
While there is plenty of other apparel that features bacon imagery, all it does is make me hungry while taunting me with the fact that I’ve run out of Tac-Bac. But a Baconi is a whole new type of edible underwear. My imaginary girlfriend’s smoking hot body would be enough to sizzle that bacon… mmm, bacon…
Even Martha Stewart approves of the Baconi in her short goodbye bit on the last episode of the Jay Leno Show. (See Image)
Check out these girls wearing my favorite food! If I ever were to get a woman like any of these, I’d probably use the next item in the list.
