#4 – Bacon Coffin
So this bacon-hating physician of mine tried to scare me by saying that Bacon will be the death of me, but I keep telling him I will die the way I lived – FILLED WITH BACON! However, when I see this scrumptious looking Bacon Coffin, I can’t help but think that it will be the other way around, me filling the bacon.
One of the more odd creations by J&D’s Food, the Bacon Coffin is indeed a real product; however, they don’t make one in my 650 lbs, ample size. My family keeps telling me that they’ll need a 44 gallon trash can to hold my ashes, but I just tell them to put me on a grill and serve me up like bacon! With as much bacon as I’ve eaten, I’m sure I’m at least 80% bacon at this point. They can throw any of the non-bacon parts into the coffin.
Where to buy: J&D Food